saveourpeeps | The Dasani Legacy: 2.5

Last Time: Almost three months ago the four Dasani boys began their life as college boys. Eli won over ditzy Christy with his 'charm' and Matt found a partner in Lauren, The boys also seemed to have lots of pent-up anger, and there were way too many fights to document. You can read it here.

We begin this update with Erick putting on the ol' charm with this lady friend, Renee, I believe (it's been a while since I played...)

But then Matt interrupts and begins playing catch with Renee, and Erick remembers how much he hates his brother.

Erick: How dare she play with my idiot kid brother? His spiky hair goes straight through his scalp and into his brain, which was long ago damaged beyond repair.

Renee: Catch this, Matt!
Matt: Oh no, no hit me!
Erick: How can you lower yourself to playing with this wimp when I could be showing you my bedroom?!

Matt: Here, catch this one! Oops, didn't mean it to hit that hard...
Erick: You got what you deserve, you little -
Erick, don't speak foul language in front of your kid brother!

Matt: I'm sorry, Renee, please except my apology.
Erick: Accept that spiky-haired freak's apology and you'll never get to see my new bedspread!

Renee left Matt and went for his twin, who happened to be taking a shower.
Great place to do your homework, Renee.

And now Erick has gone to find his girl again. Oh great...

Renee: Listen, Erick, I'm sorry that I played catch with your idiot brother. Do you still want to show me your bedroom?

Erick & Renee: *eat each other's faces*
Luke: Hmm, that spot on my arm just won't wash off!

Renee: So, where was that fabulous bedroom...?

Erick: Well, Luke, better go and work my magic. Stay away from my room for a while.

Luke: Wait, was someone just talking?
Erick: And I though Matt was the dumb one...

You go, Christy!

Christy: You know, Eli, you really should run for president. I'd make a perfect First Lady, and it'd be great to redecorate the White House.

Christy: You'd be so great at all the speeches - you're so charismatic!

Eli: Yeah, I guess I am pretty charismatic. I did snag you, didn't I? And it was all thanks to my charm!

Eli: Do you really think that I could be president?
Christy: Of course, sweetie!

Eli: Oh, but wait, then I'd have to decide what to do with all the bombs.

Eli: I know, we could give your mother the bombs! Then I wouldn't have to deal with any mother-in-law visits.
Christy: *gasps* If you give my mother those bombs then you're going to be their next target!
Eli: Yeah, I think I'll opt for not becoming president...
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Lauren, I know it's been a while since I've played, but your boyfriend is MATT. This is LUKE, his twin. There's a difference!

Lauren: You know, I've always loved you. I only got together with Matt so that I could get closer to you.
Oh, she does realize this isn't her boyfriend. This can't end well...

Lauren! Are you trying to break the twins up? Luke is the only one who nobody seems to hate at the moment - I don't need more fighting!

Yay for Lauren being an overachieving student - now we just need to keep her away from Luke...

Good Lauren - you figured out which guy is yours...

Bad Lauren! Wrong twin, wrong twin!

Don't you dare turn around. Yuo had better stare at that wall for the next hour or so, because you are in TIME OUT!

She turned around. *bangs head on computer screen*

I see that spiky hair - I know what you're trying to do there, Lauren. You're trying to suck up to Matt so that he doesn't realize what's going on between you and his twin...

Wow. All Luke does is just stand there, acting like it's no big deal that his secret girlfriend is making out with his twin brother, her real boyfriend. This is going to end badly, I just know it...

Luke: Well, if anyone wants me, I'll be in my room. On my bed. Alone.
Subtle, Luke, real subtle.

And now for some happiness to take a break in the craziness with the twins and Lauren...

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And now we go back to the twins and Lauren. *sigh*

Oh great - this is going to end well. </sarcasm>

Matt: How dare you cheat on my with my twin brother!
Lauren: *smiles*

Lauren: Wait, this is the bad thing. *hangs head*
Luke: Um, I think I'm going to leave now. I'll be back in my room...

At least Erick is drama-free - at the moment, that is.

And the other brothers are doing well, too. At least I don't have to worry about school...

Have you guys no shame?! This used to be Lauren and Matt's bed!

Christy is doing well, too. I guess forcing them to do schoolwork rather than cheat on each other is working. (Although Christy has been a good girl and stuck with Matt throughout the whole college experience and afterward)

Lauren is also doing well, but it isn't making up for how mad I am at her.

I felt so bad for the lonely Matt that I found him a girl, although I must say she could use a makeover...

But we interrupt Matt's attempt at a new life with Lauren, who has finally cracked. Can't say that I'm sorry for her though...

Here's the crazy doctor, here to rescue Lauren's sanity (like it ever had a chance...)

Since she had just returned to her somewhat-sane self, and they both had the wants, and Lauren had been a good little girl and hadn't cheated on Luke, I decided he might as well propose to her - maybe it would keep her with him.

In case you didn't guess, she said yes.

Score for Erick - half way through college! (Guess which generation is going to probably skip college? Cuz I don't think I can make it through college again until at least the last few generations of this legacy)

And the other brothers continue the win.

Luke's stuff didn't fit on the other screen, so here's Luke's, which is exactly the same thing. Oh well, at least they're achieving stuff!

Um, pervy coach, can you not see that Christy is a little busy?

Pervy Coach: What are you doing, you lazy girl! You need to be moving and exercising!
Christy: Maybe if I ignore him he'll just go away...

Pervy Coach: OMG, you're naked!
Christy: And you though I was ditzy and not all there in the head.

Ooh, Christy seems to have been so dramatized by the pervy coach that she barely scraped a B. Let's see if she can bring it up next time.

Lauren did much better. Twice as much money!

At this point, I got sick of so many people in the house so I decided to get rid of some people. Since Luke and Lauren have caused all the drama in this house, guess who got to go?

Yes, I am really sure I want to get rid of the little homewrecker.

Bye Luke!

Bye Lauren!
You may not have seen the last of these two - I might do a spares update for the three brothers who don't make heir this generation. Not sure yet.

Yes - almost done! Oh, and good job, Erick.

And Eli and Matt are doing their best to keep up with their oldest brother and his win.

Way to go Christy!
(If you can't tell, at this point I was just trying to finish college and finally get started on the third generation, and I spent most of my time having them skill and stuff)

Oh Christy. *shakes head*
Christy: But those puddles were just asking to be jumped in!

Erick is too busy trying to get another girl to fall for his charm to notice his brothers' success. Oh well.

Matt! Why didn't I see a pop-up saying you had a final exam?! And, more importantly, WHY DIDN'T YOU GO?! Now you have to retake the semester all over again?! *rage*

Senior Year for Christy!

GRADUATION! I am DONE! (Excluding dumb Matt and Christy, who started afterward, although Eli still has a few hours left before his final exam...)

And Eli is done! (ignore Matt and his fail at not being graduated yet)

The taxi is here for the heir. Who is that?

It's Eli!

Next Time: We're back to the main house to (finally) start the next generation, with Eli and Christy leading the family now.

Hopefully the next update will be a lot sooner than this one was - it's been almost three months since the last update! I have about 70 pictures for the next update, but I need to edit them and then write the update so no promises of when the next update is, although I hope that it's coming soon! It'll probably be before the Irises, since I haven't played with that family since the last update, but not sure yet...